FURBEARINGBRICK WAS ON VACATION FROM WIKIA FOR SEVERAL MONTHS DUE TO HER SUMMER JOB, AND WITHOUT HER TO ENFORCE THE ANTI-SPINOFF RULE, OVERPOWERED "X THE KILLER" MARY SUES INFESTED THE WIKI! WHEN SHE FINALLY CAME BACK, THE WIKI WAS OVERRUN WITH SUES! SO BRICK HIT THE "EAT A LOT OF OC'S REALLY FAST ALARM" AND CJ CAME STORMING IN WITH AN OVERSIZED KNIFE AND FORK, SCREAMING "MEAT!!!" HE MESSILY DEVOURED THE MARY SUES ONE BY ONE, LEAVING NO SURVIVORS! THE WIKI WAS SAVED! BRICK CELEBRATED BY DRAWING VORE PICTURES AND BANNING SPAMMERS, AND CANNIBAL JEFF WAS ROLLED HOME AND HAD AN ANTACID.
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